Tag Archives: levity

Meet the Wildlife

Posted on March 17, 2014 by anne

From my inbox this morning: “Anne – I need the contact info for your taxidermist.  I have a FB friend who needs a stuffed chicken repaired.  Really.                           … Continue reading →

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Breaking News: Hell Freezes Over

Posted on February 21, 2014 by anne

Residents of the Twin Cities awoke Thursday morning to discover that they were in Hell and that Hell had, in fact, frozen over. Rain late Wednesday turned to snow, leaving two inches of packed ice under ten inches of fresh … Continue reading →

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Top Ten Reasons Physicians Make Impossible Parents

Posted on February 9, 2014 by anne

10) We force our kids to learn correct anatomical names by age two.  “No, Billy, that’s your scrotum with two testes tucked inside at the appropriate temperature for eventual spermatogenesis.” 9) Doctors’ work schedules uniformly suck.  I suggest a life-size … Continue reading →

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Updated Weather Report for Saint Paul, MN

Posted on January 23, 2014 by anne

The city of Saint Paul has declared a snot emergency in effect until noon Friday.  Additionally, the dangerous fever and chills advisory issued this morning will remain in effect until three am.  Please check our webpage for a list of … Continue reading →

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The Top Ten Reasons Bangs Are Better Than Botox

Posted on January 16, 2014 by anne

Another beautiful day in balmy Minnesota and I suddenly find myself in the demographic most likely to seek Botox treatment.  I’m not precisely sure how this happened.  One minute I’m a dewy-skinned makeup-eschewing Oberlin co-ed, and the next I’m staring … Continue reading →

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