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I hang up the phone. Aunt Loretta is dead. The Queen of Ice Hockey now sits on her celestial throne, with empty chairs to her left and right awaiting Jayna Hefford and Wayne Gretzky. From thence she shall come to … Continue reading
A Tisket a Tasket, I Lay Down in a Casket
I wonder sometimes if there’s any leeway with that whole open casket thing. Could you ask for crossed arms like an Egyptian mummy? Or one hand raised in a peace symbol? How about your … Continue reading