Well, there’s good news and bad. The good news is despite an unfortunate meeting of Ace’s billcap and my eyeball, I do not have a corneal abrasion.
See how there aren’t any fluorescing dots or lines on the iris (the colored part of the eye)? Hooray!
The bad news is that the aim of the two residing human males leaves a bit to be desired.
Fluorescent dots ALL OVER THE TOILET!
The other good news is black lights are super fun for the whole family!